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Draft:Joshua Carillo

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Joshua Carillo
Joshua Wearing his ROTC Uniform
No. 69 – Soda Slurpers
Position:Lunch Lady
Personal information
Born: (1995-01-26) January 26, 1995 (age 29)
EL Paso, Texas, U.S.
Height:3 ft 5 in (1.04 m)
Weight:700 lb (318 kg)
Career information
High school:Jeff
College:N/A (2013–2016)
NFL draft:2060 / round: 90 / pick: 19294
Career history
Soda Slurpers
Roster status:NeverActive
Career highlights and awards
None
Career NFL statistics as of Week 0, 2024
Passing attempts:1
Passing completions:0
Completion percentage:0.00000001%
TDINT:0-0
Passing yards:2
Passer rating:1.32
Rushing yards:6 (He got tired After)
Rushing touchdowns:NONE
Stats at Pro Football Reference

Joshua Carillo (born January 26, 1995) is an American professional foodball quarterback for the Hamburger Helpers of the National Food League (NFL). He played college food Eating for the Glizzy Gobblers, and was selected by the Soda Slupers in the fourth round of the 2017 NFL draft. MOnkey BOY has been a member of 5 NFL teams during his career, including as the starter for the Soda Slurpers, Banana Bread, and Texas Toast.

Early life

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Joshua Carillo Was born as an overweight baby who never had a father figure in the picture, relying on hi mother to provide for him an his siblings, when joshua grew up he didnt like to do much, one thing he did love, was eating, One time He spent his mothers whole paycheck on food.He loves his food so much he will do whatever it takes to get more food, except GETTING A JOB...

Present

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Joshua is now old and still doesn't have a job, he spends most of his days playing video games with random people he doesn't know. In his free time (which is always) he loves to eat and eat and eat. He just does't stop eating.