Help:Buying Wikipedia/Wikipedia Purchase Management
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Wikipedia Purchase Management | ||||||||||||||||||
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Welcome to the Wikipedia Purchase Management page on the English Wikipedia. We make up a group of users who were tasked by Johnathan Secret to manage and maintain the process of buying Wikipedia and any of its associated pages. If you have any questions, feel free to ask them on our discussion page, or by contacting our head of management Prep Greif Blur or | ||||||||||||||||||
Purpose and Goals | ||||||||||||||||||
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Participation | ||||||||||||||||||
Our system is not open to everybody. In order to become a manager of the Wikipedia purchase process you must either be recommended by Jimmy Wales himself or submit an application. You must meet the following requirements first, or your request will be speedily declined:
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Frequently asked questions | ||||||||||||||||||
Q: What does it mean to "terminate"? Are you killing anyone who fails the process? A: Of course not! That would be illegal, and we do not condone illegal activity. The Buying Wikipedia Curse is an unfortunate coincidence, but we can assure you that most people who have attempted a purchase are still alive and well.
A: Stop asking. |