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The Most Honorable Grumpy Squirrel | |
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Bing Bingy Bimbo Squimbo Squirrel | |
Born | Grumpo 1990 |
Died | 2018 Texas Roadhouse, Madison, Wisconsin |
Nationality | Canadian |
Other names | Fuzzball, Furball, Shagtag |
Alma mater | University of Sherwood Forest |
Occupation | Nutcracker |
Employer | Texas Roadhouse |
Known for | Introducing peanuts as appetizer at all Texas Roadhouse franchise locations |
Height | 10 in (25 cm) |
Successor | Dale |
Parent | Fuzzy Franklin |
Early Years[edit]
Grumpy Squirrel was a Grey Squirrel known for introducing peanuts as an appetizer for Texas Roadhouse franchises. He was born in 1990 and his father was Fuzzy Franklin.
Migration to Madison, Wisconsin[edit]
When Grumpy was two years old, his father secured employment as a janitor for the State of Wisconsin capitol building.[1] In Grumpy's later years, he decided to help improve his family's economic situation and looked for an after-school job.
Texas Roadhouse[edit]
In 1998, The Most Honorable Grumpy Squirrel, applied for a dish washing job at a Texas Roadhouse restaurant in Madison, Wisconsin. After a series of interviews over three days, the manager hired Grumpy Squirrel. Grumpy Squirrel worked at the restaurant until his death in 2018. While he was employed as a dishwasher, he developed a calculation to improve the throughput rate of washing soup bowls.
Discovery of Squirrel Egyptian Tomb[edit]
In 1999, Grumpy Squirrel visited Egypt for a 10-day vacation. While there, he visited King Tut's tomb on a guided tour. During the tour, he pointed at an urn and commented to the tour guide that the urn looked like a squirrel. Grumpy asked the tour guide for permission to open the urn. The tour guide granted permission. When Grumpy Squirrel opened the urn, he discovered the mummified remains of a squirrel as well as a set of Egyptian hieroglyphs that named the squirrel.
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References[edit]
- ^ York (earlier), Joan E. Greve Tom McCarthy in New (2020-03-31). "Coronavirus US live: Cuomo says bidding war for ventilators is 'like being on eBay'". The Guardian. ISSN 0261-3077. Retrieved 2020-03-31.