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• 2005 World Yo-Yo Contest
• Chinese Backstreet Boys
• Extremely Dumb Dog
• Beast Time!
• Don't Work So Hard

Conversation Logs

Robert G. (March 2005)

• David: let's get together?
• David: or!
• David: lettuce g2 2g4
• David: look how much shorter!!
• Robert: g2 doesn't even make sense
• David: say it out loud
• David: your roommate will think you're going mental
• Robert: gee two
• David: no
• Robert: ...
• David: geh-two
• David: 'get' you idiot
• Robert: g-two is NOT get
• Robert: you suck at this
• David: b823z
• David: what's that say smarty?
• Robert: "david is a fucking idiot"
• David: bee-eight-two-treez
• David: beightworeez
• David: batteries you idiot
• Robert: oh my god
• Robert: I'm done
• Robert: I'm done with you
• Robert: good night
• David: l8ta
• Robert: STOP

Robert G. (March 2005)

• Robert: I hate that there is one good picture of me in all existence
• Robert: and it's me trying to wink and frown at the same time
• David: i'll get dave to take some headshots for you
• Robert: The only headshots I make are on noobs.
• Robert: Plus my head is the worst part

Robert G. (March 2005)

• Robert: Now that I think about it
• Robert: I'm the only one who coul dfuck up hitting on a 23 year old with no prior relationship experience
• Robert: I suck at this
• Robert: ask annie for her seduction trade secrets for me
• David: annie says twirl your hair and wear low cut shirts
• David: and make cute noises until the boys notice you
• Robert: tell annie that only works for her and lucy liu