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Try to guess the jokes from these punchlines
A pig that good, you can't eat all at once.
A talking dog!
but it took eight more to get her out on the front lawn.
Does this taste funny to you?
Everybody spit it out, they're assholes!
for someone who can't fly, you got a lotta balls.
Father, what strange men are these, whose balls hang in parentheses?
Good. Let's take these safes off.
He shot my paw.
Here's five bucks, now fuck off.
I'm going to fuck it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off !
I saw you were going to miss so I opened the door.
base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.
"It's alright, cobbers," says the local, turning to his mates, "he's one of us!"
May I ask what the chicken did?
No b'y. You know anything about propane stoves?
Oh I lost that after the first bar.
please let this be a teabag.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here.
Try plugging it in, stupid.
Watch out dad, she's backing up!
Yeah, but it's not as good as the book.
You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?